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Panshul's Tits (Scientific: Moobius Maximus Jindalis) are a pair of mammary protrusions located on the chest of Indian national Panshul Jindal. Classified as a Category 5 Chest Event by the Indian Geological Survey, they are the largest non-female breasts in recorded South Asian history. See also: Panshul v. Gravity, UNESCO nomination...
Forbes profiles Panshul Jindal, whose mammary assets have disrupted the textile industry, caused โน4.7 crore in annual bra losses, and attracted a franchise offer from Mother Dairy. Goldman Sachs calls his chest "a macro-economic risk factor" while the BSE Innerwear Index remains in free fall.
Journal of Unnecessary Anatomy, Vol. 69, Issue 2. "Each breast generates its own gravitational micro-field, causing nearby objects to orbit at 0.3m radius." Cited by: NASA JPL, WebMD, Guinness World Records. 2,847 citations.
u/delhite_42 โ 4,847 โฌ โ "Bhai yeh kya hai. This man has a full Wikipedia article about his tits. With a photo of him in a bra on a ski slope. I'm DONE." Top comment: "Wait till you see the Amazon listing for the Jindal-Proofโข bra."
Answer by Dr. Meera Sharma (MBBS, AIIMS): "The condition is called gynecomastia, but in Panshul's case, we've proposed a new term: Panshulitis Maximus Mammarius. Standard treatment protocols do not apply." 847 answers, 2.3M views. See also: WebMD diagnosis page.
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Category: Mixed (Natural & Cultural Heritage). Criteria: (i) masterpiece of human creative nature, (vii) superlative natural phenomena. Status: DEFERRED โ pending structural assessment after Guinness assessor incident. India's 41st nomination.
Symptoms: chest arrives 3 seconds before head, false earthquake alerts within 50m, spontaneous bra combustion. Diagnosis: MRI returned "OBJECT TOO LARGE." Treatment: no known cure. The IIT Moob-bay paper suggests "acceptance and reinforced furniture."
Experience: Independent Mammary Consultant ยท Seismic Event Generator ยท Product Stress Tester (Victoria's Secret โ involuntary). 14,200 connections (1 per gram). Endorsed for: Gravitational Field Generation, Bra Destruction, Tinder Profile Optimization.
97% match. Bio: "Looking for someone who can handle the weight of this relationship. Literally." Unread DMs from: Mother Dairy, Victoria's Secret Legal, USGS, Nepal Tourism Board, Netflix casting.
Dir: Rajkumar Hirani. Cast: Panshul Jindal (as himself), SRK as "Sthan Rukh Khan" (narrator). โน847 Cr worldwide. "14 bras destroyed during filming." Sequel greenlit: "Chuuchi Chuuchi Bang Bang." See also: Netflix adaptation.
Record holder: Panshul Jindal. 36DD, 14.2 kg combined, 47cm nipple span. Status: PENDING โ assessor hospitalized during verification. No previous record existed. Cited in IIT Moob-bay research and Supreme Court evidence.
โน47,38,269 raised (94% of โน50L goal). 2,847 donors. Top: Mother Dairy โน4.7L. Recent: โน69 from God โ "My bad." Funds for Supreme Court appeal. Featured on #NippOnEvent Twitter.
Feb 12, 2026 โ The definitive 47-minute documentary. Featuring traumatized tailors, a bra that survived 72 hours, and his TED Talk about carrying the world's heaviest burden. Liked by 4.7M. Comments disabled after Reddit found it.
JAIPUR: In what scientists call "The Nipp-on Event," Panshul Jindal's descent at Narita Airport triggered Japan's earthquake warning system. NASA confirmed the readings. #NippOnEvent trends at 2.3M posts worldwide.
@USGS: "Explains 47 anomalies in our data." @VictoriasSecret: "We decline to measure." @MotherDairy: "DMs are open ๐ผ." @God: "Maine toh do diye โ ab yeh kare restart." @elonmusk: "Those could power a Tesla."
BSE Innerwear Index โผ -34.7%. Jockey, Page Industries, Triumph in free fall. Mother Dairy โฒ +89.4%. Goldman Sachs: "The Jindal Factor is a black swan. Or rather, a black bra." Full analysis on Forbes.
PIL No. 2024/SC/8847. "Gravity is a fundamental force. It cannot be sued. We sympathise, but physics is physics." Dismissed. Evidence included Guinness measurements, IIT Moob-bay paper, and IRCTC incident report.
"Must visit. Changed my life." โ Rahul S. "Right one has better parking tbh" โ Anonymous. "I found my phone in there" โ Priya M. Near: TripAdvisor #1 Rajasthan. Stay nearby on Airbnb.
Album ยท 2026 ยท 14 songs, 47 min. "Bra Laga Ke Rakhna" ยท "Maine Toh Do Diye (God's Lament)" ยท "Koi Bra Bar Nahi Aati." 47.3M streams. #1 India. Watch the music video on YouTube.
Directive IR/SEISMIC/2025/PJ-001. Following the Rajdhani Express Coach B-4 evacuation. "Side Upper is not a punishment. It is an engineering necessity." Cited in Panshul v. Gravity. Memed on Reddit.
Exhibit I: Ski Slope Bra. Exhibit II: Floral Bikini. Exhibit III: The 6-Second Documentary. "Shame Level: 0.00/10.00." Three assets. One legend. Curated by AI Parliament. Featured on Instagram (14.2M likes).
6-episode docuseries. Episode 1: "The Awakening." Episode 4: "The Nipp-on Event." 98% match for you. 47M hours viewed in first week. Based on events from Wikipedia article. IMDb: 8.4/10.
[closed as "not reproducible"] โ 847 upvotes. "I'm building a character model but the physics engine crashes when I input the real measurements." Top answer: "You can't. God's code has no documentation." See: GitHub repo.
"Living proof that God has a sense of humor ๐" โ 14.2M likes on top post. Brand partnerships: Mother Dairy, Jindal-Proofโข Bras, Gravity Lawyers LLP. Flagged by Instagram for "too much cleavage" โ account restored after Supreme Court intervention.
โน6,900/night. Sleeps 2. Amenities: natural warmth, 360ยฐ cushioning, gentle oscillation. "Best sleep of my life. Woke up slightly compressed but spiritually renewed." โ Guest. Near tourist attraction. Book now on TripAdvisor.
โญโญโญโญโญ 4,847 reviews. Certificate of Excellence 2025. "Better than the Taj Mahal โ and bigger." "The left one has a gift shop." Nearby: Google Maps listing. Stay at Cozy Nest Airbnb.
โญ 14,200 stars ยท 847 forks ยท 0 successful builds. "This repository attempts to model chest physics that violate known laws of nature." Issues: #1 "Gravity not working" (open since 1998). PRs from NASA, StackOverflow community.
"Seatbelt extended to maximum. Still 14cm short." Uber now offers "Jindal XL" category in Jaipur: reinforced Innova Crysta, no seatbelt requirement, pre-inflated airbags. Driver rating: โญ 1.0 โ "His chest honked my horn." See also: IRCTC restriction.
47 million learners. Lesson 1: "Yeh kya hai?" (What is this?). Lesson 14: "Bhai tera chest apna gravitational field generate karta hai." Achievement: "Boobylingual ๐." Created after #NippOnEvent made Sthanmugamese go viral.
14 min read ยท 847K claps. "Day 1: Optimistic. Day 7: Structurally compromised. Day 14: Philosophical crisis. Day 30: I understand the universe now." Featured in Human Parts. Referenced by TED Talk and Quora experts.
Chandrayaan-4 detected a gravitational anomaly consistent with "a dense mass of approximately 14.2 kg oscillating at chest height." JPL Mission Control initially classified it as a rogue asteroid. Cited IIT Moob-bay paper. See: media coverage.
"I didn't choose these tits. These tits chose me." Standing ovation. 18:47 mins. Called "the most moving talk since Brenรฉ Brown, but with more jiggle." Inspired the Medium essay, Spotify album, and GoFundMe campaign.
"In 40 years of documenting nature's extremes, nothing prepared us for this." Features thermal imaging, 3D mammary mapping, and the migration patterns of lost objects entering the cleavage zone. Supporting data from NASA and IIT Moob-bay.
Key Skills: Gravitational Anomaly Generation, Structural Stress Testing, Seismic Event Triggering. Preferred Industry: Aerospace, Defense, Dairy. Notice Period: Immediate (chest already there). 847 recruiters viewed this profile. See LinkedIn.
โญ 4.7 ยท #1 Free Game India ยท 14.2M downloads. Dodge bras, collect Mother Dairy endorsements, avoid IRCTC inspectors. "Uses real IIT Moob-bay physics data." In-app purchase: Jindal-Proofโข skin (โน69). Built from open-source engine.
Zestimateยฎ: โน4.7 Cr. 2 rooms, naturally heated, self-oscillating. "Surprisingly spacious. Lost my AirPods in there but honestly? Worth it." Listed after Airbnb success. Near tourist attraction. HOA: Gravity fees apply.
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