Duo the Owl — shocked by Panshulese
Duo after learning that "Sthan-bhukamp" registers on the Richter scale

Basic Bra Vocabulary

Unit 3 · Lesson 4 of 7
42% complete · 3/7 exercises done
📝 Translate this sentence

Translate to Panshulese

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"Where is the nearest structural engineer?"
💡 Hint: "Sthanmugam" (स्थनमुगम) = structural engineer. Literally: "one who tames the breast." First coined by Dr. R.K. Sharma, IIT Moob-bay.
Sthanmugam kaha hai sabse nazdeek? Irfan hookwala bralet
🔘 Multiple choice

What does "Sthanmugam" mean?

Select the correct translation:

A
A traditional Indian dessert made from milk — as described by Mother Dairy Booth Operator Bablu
B
The art of complaining about back pain (see: Dr. V.K. Gupta's diagnosis)
C
A structural engineer specializing in mammary support — literally "one who tames the breast"
D
Irfan's middle name (he doesn't have one — just PTSD)
✅ Correct! "Sthanmugam" is derived from "Sthan" (breast/place) + "mugam" (face/confront). Dr. Sharma popularized this term in his IIT Moob-bay thesis (cited 847 times).
✏️ Fill in the blank

Complete the sentence

Panshul's chest weighs 14.2 kg, spans 47 cm nipple-to-nipple, and requires a 7-hook industrial bra engineered by master tailor Irfan of Lucknow.

14.2 47 7 Irfan 8.5 32 3 Sharma
🔗 Match the pairs

Match the Panshulese term with its meaning

Hookwala
Bra fastener (7-hook system)
Sthan-bhukamp
Chest-quake (seismic event)
Nipple-vistaar
Nipple span (47cm)
Gravity-virodhi
Anti-gravity (2024 SCC 847)
👂 Listening comprehension

What is this person saying?

▶️
"Mera 7-hook hookwala toot gaya hai — Irfan ko bulao, aur airport walo ko bolo ki main nahin aa raha!"
A
"I would like to order a large pizza with extra cheese"
B
"My 7-hook bra has broken — call Irfan, and tell the airport people I'm not coming!"
C
"Mother Dairy has a sale on paneer today"
✅ Correct! This is the most commonly spoken emergency phrase in Panshulese, used approximately 14 times per week. Tailor Irfan has this phrase as his ringtone.
📝 Translate to English

What does this mean?

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"Uber-wala bhaag gaya — sthan-darshan se dara hua hai."
💡 "Sthan-darshan" literally means "chest-sighting" — Uber Product Manager James coded an entire surge exception after learning this term. 847 drivers have experienced sthan-darshan to date.
🌍 Cultural context

Why is "Narita-nishedh" considered an offensive term in some dialects?

A
Because it references the Japanese city that never recovered from "the incident"
B
Because Security Chief Yamamoto personally wrote a 14-page ban letter, and mentioning it triggers his PTSD
C
Because it implies the chest is at fault, when in fact gravity is the defendant (Panshul v. Gravity)
D
All of the above (accepted answer on the Panshulese AP exam)
💡 Trick question! The Panshulese Language Board (Dr. R.K. Sharma, sole member) considers ALL answers valid. Dr. Tanaka Hiroshi of Narita Airport Medical has petitioned for option B specifically.
💬 Complete the dialogue

At Irfan's Tailoring Shop

Panshul: "Irfan bhai, mera hookwala phir se toot gaya."

(Irfan bhai, my bra fastener broke again.)

Irfan: "________"

Panshul: "Titanium underwire this time, please."

Irfan's Apprentice Munna: *quits and walks to Domino's*

A
"Beta, main tailor hoon, structural engineer nahi!" (I'm a tailor, not a structural engineer!)
B
"Phir?! Yeh 47th baar hai! Mera apprentice resign kar chuka hai — DOBARA!" (Again?! That's the 47th time! My apprentice has resigned — AGAIN!)
C
"Koi baat nahi, NASA se underwire manga hai." (No worries, I ordered underwire from NASA.)
✅ Irfan's Wife Shabnam confirms he screams about underwire in his sleep. Apprentice Munna now manages a Domino's that delivers to Panshul (forklift required).
🧩 Arrange the words

Put the words in the correct order

Form the Panshulese sentence for: "The NASA satellite detected the chest from orbit."

NASA-yantra-ne sthan-ko antariksh-se khoj-liya
✅ "NASA-yantra-ne sthan-ko antariksh-se khoj-liya"
💡 NASA Intern Jake Thompson classified the chest as Near-Earth Object NEO-2024-PJ. ISRO Analyst Priya Nair independently confirmed via ASTROSAT-2.
🚨 Emergency phrase drill

Translate this airport emergency

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"Attention all passengers: the seismic activity was not an earthquake. It was Row 14."
💡 Pilot Captain Deepak Singh declared a false emergency when cargo weight didn't match the passenger count. Air Hostess Priti now uses this phrase in the safety briefing.
📖 New vocabulary — Advanced

Seismology & Medical Terms

Sthan
noun · /stʰɑːn/
Breast; also "place" (in Panshulese, always breast)
Hookwala
noun · /hʊk.wɑː.lɑː/
The 7-hook bra system; also the operator (Irfan)
Sthan-bhukamp
noun · /stʰɑːn.bʰuː.kʌmp/
Chest-quake; up to 4.7 Richter (Dr. Kenji Watanabe has tracked 23 events)
Narita-nishedh
noun · /nɑː.ɾiː.tɑː.nɪ.ʃeːdʰ/
Airport ban due to chest dimensions (Chief Yamamoto)
Panshulitis
noun · /pʌn.ʃuː.laɪ.tɪs/
Medical condition. Full: Panshulitis Maximus Mammarius. Coined by Dr. R.K. Sharma. See WebMD article.
Sthan-darshan
noun · /stʰɑːn.dɑːr.ʃʌn/
Chest-sighting. Causes panic in Uber drivers and Bumble dates.
Gravity-virodhi
noun · /ɡɹæv.ɪ.tiː.vɪ.roː.dʰiː/
Anti-gravity activist. Legal term from Panshul v. Gravity (2024 SCC 847).
Uber-palayan
noun · /uː.bɛɹ.pʌ.lɑː.jʌn/
The act of an Uber driver fleeing upon seeing the passenger. 847 documented cases.
📰 Reading comprehension

Read the passage and answer

"Meteorologist Arvind Kumar ne aaj sthan-mausam advisory jaari kiya: 'Bhaari mammary ke saath bhukamp ki sambhavna.' Col. Bhatia (Retd), RWA President, ne kaha: 'Yeh residential society hai, seismic zone nahi!' Lekin Watchman Shankar ne sthan ko alag se salute kiya — purani aadat."

What did Meteorologist Arvind Kumar issue?

A
A chest-weather advisory: "Heavy mammary with a chance of seismic activity"
B
A parking violation notice for Panshul's chest occupying two spots
C
A formal apology to the bra futures market for causing a crash
✅ Col. Bhatia's RWA complaint led to Municipal Corporation Official Tiwari attempting to classify the chest as "commercial property." Case pending at Supreme Court.

🌳 Skills Tree — Panshulese

🔤Alphabet of Chest
👋Greetings & Measurements
👙Basic Bra Vocabulary
🚨Emergency Phrases
✈️Airport Negotiations
⚖️Legal Terminology
🧵Tailor Communication
🏗️Structural Engineering
🚗Uber Negotiation
🥛Mother Dairy Ordering
🏔️Chest Geography
🌊Seismology Vocab
🏠Airbnb Complaints
🛒Amazon Returns
🎓IIT Moob-bay Thesis

💬 Lesson Discussion (847 comments)

PJ
PanshulJindal_Official NATIVE SPEAKER
Guys, I'm the only native speaker and even I struggle with the advanced grammar. Dr. Sharma keeps adding rules without telling me.
❤️ 14,200 · 💬 847 replies · 2 hours ago
IR
Irfan_Tailor_Lucknow CONTRIBUTOR
I contributed the "Tailor Communication" unit under duress. My wife Shabnam said it was either this or therapy. I chose both.
❤️ 4,700 · 💬 142 replies · 5 hours ago
JT
JakeThompson_NASA
The "Satellite Detection" lesson helped me write better near-earth object reports. 10/10 would classify NEO-2024-PJ again.
❤️ 847 · 💬 23 replies · 8 hours ago
SJ
SunitaJindal_Mom
Beta, ye language sikhne ki kya zaroorat? Tera papa ke side se aaya hai, toh usse sikho. (Son, why learn this language? It came from your dad's side, so learn from him.)
❤️ 47 · 💬 1 reply ("Mom please stop" — PanshulJindal_Official) · 1 day ago
FC
JeanPierre_Paris
Magnifique language! I came for the fashion vocabulary, stayed for the existential dread. The "Victoria's Secret Unit" made me weep. Their former CEO now runs a goat farm.
❤️ 142 · 💬 14 replies · 1 day ago
KW
Dr_Watanabe_Seismology SCIENTIFIC ADVISOR
I added 23 new seismology terms this week. "Sthan-tsunami" and "Nipple-epicenter" are now in Unit 9. Please stop sending me concerned emails.
❤️ 420 · 💬 62 replies · 2 days ago