Entire mammary gland hosted by Panshul Jindal
1 guest ยท 1 breast ยท 1 nipple ยท 0 structural guarantees ยท 14.2 kg certified mass
Structurally Certified (Pending Appeal)
Inspected by Dr. R.K. Sharma, IIT Moob-bay. Certificate valid until next gravitational anomaly. See Panshul v. Gravity (2024 SCC 847) for legal disclaimers. Building Contractor Harish has reinforced all load-bearing walls within a 3-metre radius.
Great location โ guests rate it 4.9/5
97% of recent guests gave the location a 5-star rating. Primarily because the location finds you โ 14.2 kg of chest has its own gravitational field. See it on Panshul Maps if your device can render the topology.
Panshul is a Superhost
Superhosts are experienced, highly rated hosts committed to providing great stays. Also Panshul literally cannot leave โ the left one is load-bearing. His TripAdvisor reviews confirm a 98% "Would Be Crushed Again" satisfaction rate.
Free cancellation within 48 hours
After that, Panshul's tailor Irfan from Lucknow has already begun sewing the guest bedsheet into the 7-hook industrial bra. No refunds once the hooks are set. The Supreme Court has upheld this policy in 3 separate rulings.
Guest Favourite โ one of the most loved homes on Airbnb
This home is in the top 1% of eligible listings based on ratings, reviews, and reliability. Also in the top 1% by sheer mass. The USGS has asked us to stop calling it a "home" and start calling it a "geological feature."
What guests are saying
About this space
Welcome to Panshul's Left Tit โ a once-in-a-lifetime accommodation experience nestled in the greater Lucknow metropolitan chest area. This 36DD marvel spans an impressive 47cm nipple-to-nipple, though you'll only be staying on the left side (the right is listed separately at a premium due to slightly better ventilation and fewer Mrs. Khuranaโrelated noise complaints).
The space offers natural body-temperature heating year-round (36.8ยฐC ยฑ seismic fluctuations), organic memory-foam-like cushioning developed over 25+ years of gravitational combat, and a unique rocking motion that guests describe as "somewhere between a waterbed and a tectonic event." The Zillow estimate for the left tit alone exceeds โน4.7 crore, making this one of the most valuable single-breast properties in all of South Asia.
Your host Panshul has been rated by Victoria's Secret as "beyond our engineering capabilities" and holds the distinction of being the only person banned from Narita Airport for "undeclared carry-on mass exceeding aircraft tolerance." He was also featured on YouTube in the viral documentary "The Man Who Broke Bravissimo," which has accumulated 14.2 million views.
The Mother Dairy franchise next door provides complimentary refreshments, though we ask that you please refrain from making the obvious jokes. Irfan has heard them all. The neighbourhood auto-rickshaw drivers know the location by landmark โ just say "Panshul wali building" and they'll find it from the vibration signature alone.
Recent infrastructure improvements include seismically rated flooring (installed by Building Contractor Harish after the 2024 Incident โ see below), a reinforced bed frame rated to 847 kg distributed load, and a newly installed titanium curtain rod after the previous one "bent under unspecified lateral pressure." The Tinder profile says "athletic build" which, technically, is not wrong if you consider competitive powerlifting a viable comparison.
๐ Neighbour Formal Complaint โ Mrs. Kamla Khurana (Flat 4B, Downstairs)
Filed with: Lucknow Municipal Housing Authority
Date: 22 September 2024
Reference: LMHA/COMP/2024/847
"I have lived in this building for 34 years and never once has my ceiling cracked from a man simply existing in the flat above. Since Mr. Jindal began hosting these 'Airbnb experiences,' I have replaced my chandelier FOUR times. The vibrations from his guests 'settling in' register on my grandson's school seismograph project. Last Tuesday, plaster fell into my daal. I demand structural reinforcement or Mr. Jindal's immediate relocation to a ground-floor property โ preferably one built on bedrock."
โ Mrs. Kamla Khurana, Retired Headmistress, Lucknow Girls' Inter College
Status: Under review. Building Contractor Harish has been engaged. See invoice below.
๐งพ Harish & Sons Construction โ Structural Reinforcement Invoice
HARISH & SONS CONSTRUCTION PVT. LTD.
Est. 1987 โ "Building What God Couldn't"
47-B Industrial Area, Aliganj, Lucknow 226024
GST: 09AABCH8471M1ZQ
INVOICE #HSC/2024/847 Date: 28 Sep 2024
CLIENT: Mr. Panshul Jindal, Flat 5B
DESCRIPTION QTY RATE AMOUNT
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Ceiling reinforcement (Flat 4B) 1 โน42,000 โน42,000
- Steel cross-beam installation
- Mrs. Khurana chandelier replacement
Load-bearing wall upgrade (Flat 5B) 2 โน28,000 โน56,000
- Concrete core drilling
- Rebar insertion (16mm)
Bed frame titanium welding 1 โน18,500 โน18,500
Floor seismic dampeners 4 โน12,000 โน48,000
- Industrial grade (rated 8.0 Richter)
Emergency structural assessment 1 โน8,470 โน8,470
- Dr. R.K. Sharma (IIT Moob-bay)
Mrs. Khurana "Emotional Damages" 1 โน14,200 โน14,200
Daal Compensation
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SUBTOTAL: โน1,87,170
GST (18%): โน33,691
TOTAL: โน2,20,861
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NOTE: Contractor Harish recommends quarterly
inspections. "In 37 years of construction, I have
never reinforced a building against a single
individual. I have reinforced buildings against
earthquakes, floods, and one time a herd of
elephants. Mr. Jindal is the first human client
who required elephant-grade infrastructure."
Payment Terms: 14.2 days net
What this place offers
โ 4.7 ยท 2,847 reviews
Things to know
House rules
- Check-in: After 3:00 PM
- Checkout: Before 11:00 AM (allow 30 min extra for extraction)
- Max 1 guest (structural limit per Supreme Court order)
- No bras left behind (Irfan charges โน847 per abandoned garment)
- No smoking โ the 7-hook industrial bra is flammable
- Helmet must be worn from 10 PM to 7 AM
- No measuring instruments without prior written consent (47cm is OFFICIAL)
- No photography of the right tit โ separate listing, separate IP
- No jumping on the bed (resonance cascade risk; ask Mrs. Khurana)
- All guests must attend 15-minute safety briefing with Irfan
- Emergency harness must be within arm's reach at all times
- No seismological equipment without USGS pre-approval
Safety & property
- No carbon monoxide alarm (replaced by seismograph)
- Smoke alarm installed (also triggered by friction heat)
- Security camera on exterior only (per Airbnb policy)
- Seismic dampeners installed (Contractor Harish, Sept 2024)
- First aid kit includes extraction harness and neck brace
- USGS monitoring station within 2km โ response time <47 minutes
- Nearest hospital: 4.7 km (King George Medical University)
- Dr. R.K. Sharma (IIT Moob-bay) on retainer for consultations
- Building evacuation plan updated for "mammary displacement events"
- Mrs. Khurana has agreed to serve as ground-floor evacuation marshal
Cancellation policy
- Free cancellation within 48 hours of booking
- After 48 hours: Irfan has begun sewing. No refunds once hooks are set
- Full refund if listing destroyed by gravitational collapse
- Partial refund (50%) if guest launched more than 2 metres
- No refund for "emotional damages" (see court precedent)
- All disputes subject to Panshul v. Gravity (2024 SCC 847)
- International guests: waiver must be signed in native language
- Airbnb Trust & Safety may intervene at their discretion
Where you'll be
Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India. Exact location provided after booking. The gravitational anomaly is detectable from approximately 2km away โ follow the compass disruption. Auto-rickshaw drivers know it as "Panshul wali building." Google Maps classifies the address as a "Point of Geological Interest."
Neighbourhood highlights
King George Medical University
4.7 km โ Lucknow's premier hospital. Staff familiar with "chest-related displacement injuries." Dr. Meena Agarwal heads the dedicated Panshul Response Unit (PRU), established after 847 guest visits in the first year.
USGS Seismic Monitoring Station
Within 2km โ Installed in 2024 specifically to monitor nocturnal activity at this address. Station Chief Dr. Patricia Huang has published 3 papers about the "Jindal Anomaly." Data feeds directly to the geological survey map.
Mother Dairy Franchise
47 metres โ Complimentary breakfast partner. Owner Baldev Singh provides fresh paneer and lassi daily. Refuses to acknowledge the puns. Has applied for noise-dampening grant from the municipal corporation.
Irfan's Tailoring & Emergency Services
200 metres โ 24/7 on-call tailor specialising in structural garments, extraction harnesses, and guest safety equipment. Also does lovely sherwanis. Winner of "Most Unusual Commission" at the Lucknow Tailors' Guild Awards, 2024.
Harish & Sons Construction
3.2 km โ The only construction firm in Uttar Pradesh certified for "mammary-grade structural reinforcement." Contractor Harish visits monthly. His workers call the building "The Elephant House."
Lucknow District Court
5.1 km โ Where Panshul v. Gravity was originally filed. Judge Nandini Rao has standing orders that all mammary-accommodation cases be fast-tracked. The court library has dedicated a shelf to case documentation.
Mrs. Khurana's Flat (4B, Downstairs)
0 km (directly below) โ Not technically a "highlight" but guests should be aware. Mrs. Kamla Khurana, retired headmistress, is available 24/7 for complaints, ceiling-banging, and unsolicited opinions on the host's lifestyle. She makes excellent chai when she's not filing municipal complaints.
Uber/Auto-Rickshaw Stand
300 metres โ Uber drivers in Lucknow have added "Panshul's building" as a landmark. Surge pricing of 14.2x has been reported during peak seismic hours (typically 2-4 AM when the host rolls over). Pre-booking recommended.
๐ Panshul's Guidebook
Local recommendations from your host โ curated over 847 guest interactions
Tunday Kababi
The finest galouti kebabs in Lucknow, and possibly the world. Ask for the "Panshul Special" โ it's a double portion because the owner, Haji Mushtaq, believes anyone who survives a night on my chest deserves extra sustenance. 2.3 km from the listing. Irfan can arrange an auto-rickshaw.
Bara Imambara
Magnificent 18th-century architecture. Guests often say the central hall's vaulted ceiling reminds them of the curvature they experienced during their stay. It's the second-largest unsupported structure in Lucknow (the first is obvious). 4.7 km away. Bring comfortable shoes โ and your helmet, just in case.
Hazratganj Market
Lucknow's premier shopping district. Irfan has a satellite booth here where international guests can commission custom structural garments as souvenirs. Most popular item: miniature 7-hook bra keychains (โน847 each). The TripAdvisor reviews for Hazratganj specifically mention "excellent proximity to Panshul's listing."
King George Medical University โ Panshul Response Unit
If your stay was more... vigorous... than expected, the PRU is staffed 24/7 and familiar with all common chest-displacement injuries. Dr. Meena Agarwal published a paper titled "Blunt Force Mammary Incidents: A Case Series from Airbnb" (Lancet, 2024). Show your booking confirmation for priority triage.
Watch the YouTube Documentary
Before or after your stay, watch "The Man Who Broke Bravissimo" on YouTube (14.2M views). Directed by Rohit Verma, it features interviews with Irfan, Contractor Harish, Mrs. Khurana (who appears reluctantly), and a Victoria's Secret engineer who resigned after the 2023 site visit. Available with Japanese subtitles thanks to the Structural Appreciation Society.
Rumi Darwaza at Sunset
Lucknow's iconic gateway, beautiful at golden hour. Many guests photograph it as a palate cleanser after 47 photos of the listing itself. Note: the 47-photo gallery on this listing was curated by Priya Chakraborty (see reviews), who volunteered her DSLR skills. Photography of the RIGHT tit requires a separate release form โ see the other listing.
Lucknow Powerlifting Gymnasium
Owner Vikram "The Bull" Choudhary offers a "Panshul Survival Workout" โ 847 reps of core strengthening designed to prepare guests for the seismic forces they'll experience during their stay. Vikram says he designed it after spending one night on the listing and "needing 3 weeks of physical therapy." 1.4 km away.
Dr. Ananya Bhatt โ Trauma Counsellor
Many guests, particularly first-timers, experience what Dr. Bhatt terms "Post-Mammary Stress Disorder" (PMSD). Her clinic is 2.1 km from the listing and she offers a "Chest Survivor" therapy package. 47% of her current caseload are former guests of this listing. Accepting new patients. Insurance accepted (except policies voided by SCC 847).
Meet your host
Hi! I'm Panshul. I'm a proud Lucknow native, amateur dating enthusiast, and the owner of what the Indian Supreme Court has legally classified as "a gravitational anomaly of chest-based origin." I started hosting on Airbnb after my Zillow listing went viral and people kept asking if they could stay on my chest. At first I thought they were joking. They were not.
My team includes Irfan (tailor, safety coordinator, chai provider), Contractor Harish (structural integrity), Dr. R.K. Sharma (academic consultant), and Mrs. Khurana (involuntary quality control from Flat 4B). Together, we provide what I believe is the most unique accommodation experience in South Asia, if not the world.
I speak Hindi, English, and "enough Japanese to apologise to the Structural Appreciation Society." I respond to messages within 14.2 minutes on average, which Dr. Sharma says is directly correlated to the mass coefficient. I don't understand the math but I trust him.
During your stay: I'll be present (the left tit is attached to me, so I don't have much choice). Irfan lives 200 metres away and is on call 24/7. Mrs. Khurana is available to complain at any hour โ she considers it a public service. I ask only that you treat the space with respect, wear your helmet after 10 PM, and remember that the 47cm measurement is official and legally binding.
๐ Also check out: Panshul's Zillow Listing | TripAdvisor Reviews | Legal Documentation
You won't be charged yet. The chest might charge you emotionally.
This is a rare find
Panshul's Left Tit is usually booked. There are only 2 tits available and demand from structural engineers alone accounts for 80% of bookings. The Japanese Structural Appreciation Society has block-booked every March since 2024.
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