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Panshul
Panshul 27
📍 Two separate postal codes, Delhi · 47 cm between interests
97% Match
36DD · 14.2 kg · Two separate postal codes.

Looking for someone who can handle the weight of this relationship. 🏔️

Snowboarder · Currently suing gravity ↗ GoFundMe · Side Upper berths only ↗ Railways · Featured on a Spotify album I didn't consent to ↗ Spotify

As seen on: IMDb ↗ IMDb · Guinness (pending) ↗ Guinness · TED ↗ TED · My mother's worst nightmare ↗ Wikipedia

Underwire experience preferred. Please bring your own bra — I keep breaking them. Tailor Irfan can provide references (he's in therapy).

Pandey Ji at my local temple just says "Bhagwan ne banaya hai, par manual clearly miss hui."
🏔️ ∞ ski trips
👙 14 broken bras
⚖️ 7.1 kg per side
✈️ 3 airport bans
📄 1 PIL dismissed
🛤️ SU berths only
🎵 22 Spotify tracks
💔 0 second dates
⛷️ Snowboarding ⚖️ Suing Gravity 🥛 Dairy 🔬 Physics ✈️ Airport Bans 🧵 Tailors (in therapy) 🛌 Side Upper Only 🎬 Film Cameos
⚠️ TINDER SAFETY ADVISORY
"This profile has been flagged by Tinder Safety as 'not a catfish — verified anomalous.' All reports reviewed and dismissed. The photos are real. The measurements are real. We're sorry." — Tinder Trust & Safety
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💡 Dating Tip from Panshul's Therapist

"If you're reading this, bring a chair with load-bearing specifications." — Dr. Meera Iyer, Panshul's therapist

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Total Matches
142
Still Active
23
Dates Completed
0
Second Dates (It's complicated)

😱 AI-GENERATED PROFILE ANALYSIS

Face-swap analysis
Tinder AI flagged this as "anatomically impossible." It's not.

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Dr. Ananya, 28
Orthopaedic Resident, AIIMS · Matched 5 days ago · STILL ACTIVE
"I'm a resident at AIIMS. Your case file — AIIMS/CHEST/2022/PJ-36DD — is literally in our teaching curriculum. My attending cried during my presentation and donated ₹14,200 to your GoFundMe. So... coffee?" ↗ GoFundMe

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🐝 Bumble · Panshul, 27

My most controversial opinion is...
Gravity should be opt-in. I'm in court about this. ↗ GoFundMe
The way to my heart is...
Through my chest, apparently. Take a number.
After work you can find me...
On the Side Upper berth of the Rajdhani. Only berth I'm legally allowed. ↗ Railways
Bumble Moderation Note: Most reported real profile in Bumble history. It is not fake.

✧ Hinge · Panshul, 27

I'm looking for someone who...
Has load-bearing furniture. ↗ Court
A fun fact about me...
I'm the only person with a Spotify album, an IMDb page, a Guinness application, and a Railway restriction order — all about the same body part.
Hinge Internal Memo [LEAKED]: "The algorithm keeps matching him with structural engineers. It's not broken; it's uncomfortably accurate." — Rachel Kim, VP Product

🛡️ Tinder Trust & Safety — Report #TS-2024-PJ

Reports Filed: Too many (all dismissed)
Top Categories: "Fake Photos" (612), "Catfishing" (142), "This Can't Be Real" (93)
Verification: VERIFIED via specialized anatomical video call. Trust & Safety Officer Priti Malhotra's post-call note: "Profile is accurate. I need a transfer." She has since moved to Billing.
Resolution: Added to internal "Anomalous But Real" registry. Swipe at your own risk. ↗ Wikipedia

💕 Success Story (Maybe?)

The one match that might actually work

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Meghna & Panshul — UPDATE
3 weeks since matching · Co-authoring paper · 4th date scheduled
"She asked about load distribution. I sent her the Railway order. She read all 47 pages. First date had a laser level and an AIIMS report. She says my chest is 'an engineering marvel.' I say she's 'the first person who didn't ask if I was joking.' We're co-authoring a paper. Everything is weird. Everything is good."
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"I'll bring the laser level, you bring the AIIMS report"