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Panshul
27
📍 Two separate postal codes, Delhi
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47 cm between interests
97% Match
36DD ·
14.2 kg ·
Two separate postal codes.
Looking for someone who can handle the weight of this relationship. 🏔️
Snowboarder · Currently suing gravity ↗ GoFundMe · Side Upper berths only ↗ Railways · Featured on a Spotify album I didn't consent to ↗ Spotify
As seen on: IMDb ↗ IMDb · Guinness (pending) ↗ Guinness · TED ↗ TED · My mother's worst nightmare ↗ Wikipedia
Underwire experience preferred. Please bring your own bra — I keep breaking them. Tailor Irfan can provide references (he's in therapy).
Pandey Ji at my local temple just says "Bhagwan ne banaya hai, par manual clearly miss hui."
Looking for someone who can handle the weight of this relationship. 🏔️
Snowboarder · Currently suing gravity ↗ GoFundMe · Side Upper berths only ↗ Railways · Featured on a Spotify album I didn't consent to ↗ Spotify
As seen on: IMDb ↗ IMDb · Guinness (pending) ↗ Guinness · TED ↗ TED · My mother's worst nightmare ↗ Wikipedia
Underwire experience preferred. Please bring your own bra — I keep breaking them. Tailor Irfan can provide references (he's in therapy).
Pandey Ji at my local temple just says "Bhagwan ne banaya hai, par manual clearly miss hui."
🏔️ ∞ ski trips
👙 14 broken bras
⚖️ 7.1 kg per side
✈️ 3 airport bans
📄 1 PIL dismissed
🛤️ SU berths only
🎵 22 Spotify tracks
💔 0 second dates
⛷️ Snowboarding
⚖️ Suing Gravity
🥛 Dairy
🔬 Physics
✈️ Airport Bans
🧵 Tailors (in therapy)
🛌 Side Upper Only
🎬 Film Cameos
⚠️ TINDER SAFETY ADVISORY
"This profile has been flagged by Tinder Safety as 'not a catfish — verified anomalous.' All reports reviewed and dismissed. The photos are real. The measurements are real. We're sorry." — Tinder Trust & Safety
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💡 Dating Tip from Panshul's Therapist
"If you're reading this, bring a chair with load-bearing specifications." — Dr. Meera Iyer, Panshul's therapist
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Total Matches
142
Still Active
23
Dates Completed
0
Second Dates (It's complicated)
😱 AI-GENERATED PROFILE ANALYSIS
Tinder AI flagged this as "anatomically impossible." It's not.
💬 Survivor Testimonials
Real quotes from people who've swiped right
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Dr. Ananya, 28
Orthopaedic Resident, AIIMS · Matched 5 days ago · STILL ACTIVE
"I'm a resident at AIIMS. Your case file — AIIMS/CHEST/2022/PJ-36DD — is literally in our teaching curriculum. My attending cried during my presentation and donated ₹14,200 to your GoFundMe. So... coffee?" ↗ GoFundMe
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🐝 Bumble · Panshul, 27
My most controversial opinion is...
Gravity should be opt-in. I'm in court about this. ↗ GoFundMe
The way to my heart is...
Through my chest, apparently. Take a number.
After work you can find me...
On the Side Upper berth of the Rajdhani. Only berth I'm legally allowed. ↗ Railways
Bumble Moderation Note: Most reported real profile in Bumble history. It is not fake.
✧ Hinge · Panshul, 27
I'm looking for someone who...
Has load-bearing furniture. ↗ Court
A fun fact about me...
I'm the only person with a Spotify album, an IMDb page, a Guinness application, and a Railway restriction order — all about the same body part.
Hinge Internal Memo [LEAKED]: "The algorithm keeps matching him with structural engineers. It's not broken; it's uncomfortably accurate." — Rachel Kim, VP Product
🛡️ Tinder Trust & Safety — Report #TS-2024-PJ
Reports Filed: Too many (all dismissed)
Top Categories: "Fake Photos" (612), "Catfishing" (142), "This Can't Be Real" (93)
Verification: VERIFIED via specialized anatomical video call. Trust & Safety Officer Priti Malhotra's post-call note: "Profile is accurate. I need a transfer." She has since moved to Billing.
Resolution: Added to internal "Anomalous But Real" registry. Swipe at your own risk. ↗ Wikipedia
💕 Success Story (Maybe?)
The one match that might actually work
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Meghna & Panshul — UPDATE
3 weeks since matching · Co-authoring paper · 4th date scheduled
"She asked about load distribution. I sent her the Railway order. She read all 47 pages. First date had a laser level and an AIIMS report. She says my chest is 'an engineering marvel.' I say she's 'the first person who didn't ask if I was joking.' We're co-authoring a paper. Everything is weird. Everything is good."
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