Panshul Jindal
🥇 LinkedIn Top VoiceChest Influencer | Category 5 Chest Event | UNESCO Heritage Candidate | Gravity's Most Wanted | Former Victoria's Secret Stress Test Subject (involuntary)
📍 New Delhi, India · Registered across two postal codes
14,200 connections (one for each gram) · 47M followers
IIT Moob-bay (Honorary) · 847+ mutual connections including Mother Dairy CEO, Lloyd's of London, and USGS Seismology Division
About
🏔️ I'm Panshul Jindal, and my chest has its own gravitational field.
What started as a genetic gift (or curse, depending on who you ask — my tailor says curse, my brand manager says gift) has become a full-time career. My chest has been:
• 📊 Measured by 3 separate physics departments
• ✈️ Banned from international airports (3 and counting)
• 📰 Featured in 847 news articles across 42 countries
• 🔬 The subject of a peer-reviewed paper (cited 847 times)
• 💰 Valued at ₹14.2 crore by Lloyd's of London (insured)
• 🏛️ Under consideration for UNESCO Intangible Cultural Heritage status
I believe in radical chest transparency. In a world that tells men to hide their assets, I strap on a bra and hit the slopes. That's not just snowboarding — that's activism.
Currently seeking: Brand partnerships (dairy preferred), speaking engagements (stages must be reinforced), and a bra that lasts more than 72 hours.
DMs open for serious inquiries only. Victoria's Secret legal team: please use the official channel.
#ChestInfluencer #Category5 #JindalConstant #GravityDisruptor #BraIndustry #MotherDairy #UNESCO #14point2kg #OpenToWork
Featured
Activity
47,000,000 followers · Posts every time a bra breaks
Took my chest to the slopes today. 🏔️
People asked why I wore a bra snowboarding. The real question is: why doesn't EVERYONE with 14.2 kg of chest wear structural support during high-velocity alpine descent?
Safety isn't gendered. Physics doesn't care about your gender norms. Gravity comes for us all — it just comes for me harder.
To the ski patrol who asked me to sign a liability waiver "for the mountain": I appreciate your professionalism.
To Victoria's Secret, who slid into my DMs asking me to take this down: No. ❤️
To Mother Dairy: Call me. You know why.
#Authenticity #ChestDay #EveryDay #Category5 #BraLife #SkiSeason #GravityIsJustASuggestion
📊 47,000,000 impressions · 847,000 reactions · 142,000 comments · 28,400 reposts
🏆 Most viewed LinkedIn post in India (2024) · Second most viewed globally (after someone quitting Goldman Sachs)
Experience
• Developed the "Jindal Framework" for assessing mammary load-bearing requirements, now used by 14 garment manufacturers
• Client list includes Victoria's Secret (involuntary), Mother Dairy (pending), UNESCO (under review), and Lloyd's of London (insured)
• Generated ₹14.2 crore in insurance claims for the bra industry (unintentionally)
• Caused the first-ever evacuation of Narita Terminal 2 due to a "non-explosive structural anomaly"
• TSA file is reportedly 847 pages long
• Personally responsible for the implementation of a new security screening category: "Mammary Event — Non-Hostile"
• Heathrow security chief described the experience as "the most confusing 45 minutes of my 30-year career"
• All 14 products experienced catastrophic structural failure
• Results led to emergency board meeting at VS HQ (Columbus, Ohio)
• Internal VS memo subsequently classified this visit as a "Jindal-class Event"
• Involuntarily contributed to the creation of "The Jindal Standard" — VS's highest product integrity benchmark
• Still waiting for my consulting invoice to be paid (₹14.2 lakh, 847 days overdue)
• Photo from this engagement went viral (47M LinkedIn impressions, 2.4K Reddit upvotes, one research paper)
• Ski patrol created a new incident code: "MAMMARY-5" (Category 5 Chest Event on Active Slope)
• Avalanche team confirmed chest was not the cause of the avalanche (probably)
Education
Faculty advisor resigned during review, citing "I didn't go to IIT for this"
Activities: Founded the Chest Awareness Society, organized first-ever "Bra Olympics" (event cancelled after Day 1)
Extracurriculars: Gravity (fighting it), Physics (rewriting it), Tailors (traumatizing them)
Skills
Recommendations
Received (847) · Given (0 — too busy)