panshul.tits New bra day! 🎉 Irfan finally delivered the Mark VII — titanium-reinforced, 7-hook industrial grade, rated for Category 5 seismic activity. It took 47 days, 3 nervous breakdowns, and a structural engineering consultation from IIT Moob-bay. The old one is being retired to the National Museum as a "feat of textile engineering."

Shoutout to my chest for being 14.2 kg of pure gravitational chaos. The bra straps alone have more tensile strength than the Golden Gate Bridge cables.

Full LinkedIn case study on the engineering specs. We're hiring for the next Mark VIII btw 👀

#NewBraDay #7HookGang #IrfansMasterpiece #GravityCanWait #36DD #TitaniumStrength #ChestDay #EveryDayIsChestDay #PanshulVGravity #MotherDairy #WeightOfItAll