BREAKING: Man's Chest Triggers Earthquake Alert at Narita Airport; Terminal 2 Evacuated

Japan's earthquake early warning system was triggered when Indian national Panshul Jindal descended a staircase. Scientists confirm seismograph readings of 2.1 on the Richter Scale. Airport security X-ray footage leaked. Three passengers hospitalized for "proximity-induced vertigo."

Japanese TV broadcasting the earthquake early warning

Seismograph reading showing the 2.1 Richter spike

TOKYO: Japan's earthquake early warning system was triggered on Monday when an Indian national descended a staircase at Narita International Airport, causing a brief evacuation of Terminal 2 and sending ripples through the international seismology community.

The incident, now being referred to globally as "The Nipp-on Event", occurred at approximately 11:47 AM local time when Panshul Jindal (27), a tourist from Rajasthan, walked down the arrival hall staircase. His 36DD chest — weighing a combined 14.2 kg, as documented by IIT Moob-bay researchers — produced seismic oscillations with each step that registered on Japan's ultra-sensitive earthquake detection network.

"The seismometers registered 2.1 on the Richter scale. We initially believed it was tectonic activity along the Pacific Plate boundary. Our sensors are not calibrated for... this." — Takeshi Yamamoto, Spokesperson, Japan Meteorological Agency

LEAKED: Artistic recreation of the Narita Airport X-ray incident. Security staff have been offered counselling. (Illustration: Staff Cartoonist)

The X-Ray Incident

Before the seismic event, airport security had already flagged Jindal during routine screening. Airport Baggage Handler Omar Tanaka, who was operating the X-ray conveyor, told Times of India that the screening machine displayed an image "we don't have training for."

"The X-ray showed something we couldn't classify. I called my supervisor. She called her supervisor. He called Tokyo Metropolitan Police. They called the Self-Defence Force. By the time we figured out it was a human chest, Jindal-san had already walked through and triggered the earthquake alarm." — Omar Tanaka, Narita Airport Baggage Screening Division

Security Chief Yamamoto confirmed that the X-ray image has been classified as "Level 5 — Anomalous Organic Mass" and is being used in a revised training manual. TSA Agent Brad Kowalski, who was at Narita on a cross-training exchange from LAX, added: "I've seen everything. I hadn't seen this. And I've worked the LAX Thanksgiving rush."

Passengers Describe Chaos

Eyewitnesses reported scenes of panic as evacuation alarms sounded throughout the terminal. Over 3,000 passengers were directed to emergency assembly points. Times of India spoke to twelve eyewitnesses across the terminal.

Video footage obtained by Times of India shows Jindal casually descending stairs while light fixtures sway and a coffee cup falls from a nearby counter. He appears unaware of the evacuation alarm. A Japanese security guard, speaking anonymously, said: "He was very calm. He asked where the baggage carousel was. I was standing in an evacuation corridor screaming into a megaphone."

Medical Emergency at Terminal 2

Dr. Tanaka Hiroshi, head of Narita Airport's medical unit, confirmed that three passengers required medical attention for what he has classified as "proximity-induced vertigo" — a condition he says he is now documenting for the Journal of Unnecessary Anatomy.

"Two patients presented with acute dizziness and one with nausea after coming within approximately two metres of Mr. Jindal's anterior thoracic region. The symptoms are consistent with exposure to a localised gravitational micro-field, as described in the IIT Moob-bay literature. I treated them with anti-emetics and rest. I also prescribed myself a whisky." — Dr. Tanaka Hiroshi, Chief Medical Officer, Narita International Airport

Nurse Rekha Deshmukh — who first measured Jindal's chest at AIIMS Delhi in 2022 and found her ruler "too short" — told Times of India by phone: "I warned them. I warned all of them. Nobody listens until the seismograph starts screaming."

The Science Behind the Shaking

IIT Moob-bay's Department of Applied Chest Physics, which has been studying Jindal since 2022, confirmed that the readings are consistent with their landmark 2024 research paper.

"We documented this in our 2024 paper," said Dr. R.K. Sharma, lead author. "Panshul's chest generates measurable seismic activity during ambulation. Walking produces 0.003 Richter. Running escalates to 2.1. Stairs are classified — for good reason, as we now see."

The published research proposes a modification to Newtonian mechanics known as Newton's Fourth Law: "For every Panshul bounce, there is an unequal and disproportionate reaction in all nearby structures."

USGS seismologists reviewing "Jindal-class events" from their Jaipur dataset. 47 false alerts. One man. (Illustration: Staff Cartoonist)

Previous Incidents: A History of Seismic Chaos

The Nipp-on Event is the latest in a series of seismically notable incidents involving Jindal's chest. Times of India has compiled a comprehensive timeline with new details from previously unreported sources:

Travel Ban Under Consideration

Japanese authorities are reportedly considering adding Jindal to a list of individuals prohibited from entering seismically sensitive regions, which would effectively ban him from the entire country. Security Chief Yamamoto personally wrote the 14-page ban recommendation.

"We have the technology to detect earthquakes. We do not have the technology to detect Panshul Jindal." — Takeshi Yamamoto, Japan Meteorological Agency

Nepal (Nipp-al) has taken the opposite approach, offering honorary citizenship. A Tourism Board spokesperson said: "We see great synergy between our national name and this gentleman's assets."

IndiGo Customer Service Agent Archana, who has been assigned as Jindal's dedicated airline liaison, told Times of India: "Sir, extra legroom won't help. You need extra... chest-room. We're working with Airbus on a solution."

Insurance & Financial Fallout

The economic fallout from the Nipp-on Event is mounting. Forbes had already valued Jindal's chest at ₹4.7 Crore, but the insurance implications are now reaching unprecedented territory.

Life Insurance Agent Verma, who has been trying to sell Jindal a policy since 2023, told reporters outside the airport: "Our actuarial tables don't go this far. I've submitted a request to head office to create a new risk category: 'Force of Nature — Mammary.' They think I'm joking. I've never been more serious."

Press Conference: Japan Meteorological Agency

Panshul's Family Reacts

Back in Rajasthan, the Jindal family is dealing with the fallout in characteristically divergent ways.

"Beta, ye tera papa ke side se aaya hai." — Sunita Jindal (Panshul's mother), still in denial, speaking to Aaj Tak

Panshul's father, Rajesh Jindal, who is flat-chested, told a local reporter: "I have looked at every photo album. My side of the family — nothing. Her side — nothing. His dadi claims the great-grandmother had the same gift. There is no evidence. I am genuinely confused by the genetics."

Cousin Rohit Jindal, described by neighbours as "flat as a chapati," declined to comment, stating only: "Family reunions are going to be very awkward this Diwali."

Neighbour Mrs. Khurana has filed a fresh complaint with the Residents' Welfare Association: "We already had structural vibrations from next door. Now he's causing international incidents? The property values are going to crash."

EXCLUSIVE: Panshul Jindal during his first on-camera interview after the Nipp-on Event. He appeared confused by the attention. (Photo: Times of India / Tokyo Bureau)

Exclusive Interview: Panshul Speaks

When reached for comment at his hotel in Tokyo, Jindal appeared confused by the attention. Times of India obtained an exclusive 20-minute interview — the first since the incident.

"Main toh bas staircase se utar raha tha. Earthquake ka toh pata hi nahi chala. Sab log bhag rahe the. Maine socha fire drill hogi. Maine coffee order kiya." — Panshul Jindal, in an exclusive interview with Times of India

When asked about the airport X-ray incident, Jindal shrugged: "Every airport does this. LAX, Dubai, Delhi — same reaction. I've stopped explaining. I just stand there and let them call their supervisors."

Asked about his plans, he said he intends to fly back to India on Thursday. IndiGo has reportedly requested that he purchase two seats. Jindal has refused, citing the Supreme Court's ruling in Panshul v. Gravity which established his right to single-seat occupancy.

His dog Biscuit and cat Newton are reportedly being cared for by roommate Vikram "Vicky" Malhotra back in Jaipur. "Vicky thought it was a weighted blanket for three months," Jindal added, unprompted. "He's still in therapy."

International Reactions

The Nipp-on Event has drawn reactions from governments, institutions, and celebrities worldwide.

Social Media Reacts

What Happens Next

Multiple investigations are now underway simultaneously:

Census Officer Pankaj, who spent 45 minutes in 2024 arguing whether to count "them" separately, has weighed in on the bureaucratic implications: "If Japan bans him, do they ban all of him, or just the chest? This is a sovereignty question."

Passport Officer Geeta, who required three attempts to photograph Jindal for his passport ("The photo booth couldn't fit everything. Special clearance was needed."), told Times of India: "Honestly, I'm surprised he got through immigration at all."

The Indian Embassy in Tokyo has not issued a formal statement but sources say Ambassador-level discussions are underway regarding what one diplomat called "the most unusual consular case in bilateral history."

Official Response

When reached for a final comment before publication, Jindal said:

"Main toh bas ghar jaana chahta hoon. Newton bhi miss kar raha hoga." — Panshul Jindal, referring to his cat, who treats his chest as a personal gravity well

Jindal is scheduled to fly back to India on Thursday. His Uber to the airport has already been booked at the 14.2x surge multiplier. Autorickshaw driver Pappu, who was offered the fare, reportedly "stared for 30 seconds, turned off the meter, and drove away."