Located approximately 14.2 kg from city center · Compasses may malfunction within 500m radius
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Panshul Jindal, Torso Region, Sector Left, Lucknow, Uttar Pradesh, India
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Open · Open 24 hours
Hours updated by business owner · Closed during monsoon season (structural risk)
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+91 BOOB-420-6969 · Irfan's tailoring: +91-LUCK-7HOOK
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Supreme Court Certified (2024 SCC 847)
"Gravity cannot be sued" — Justice A.K. Boobesh
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Popular times
Live: As busy as it gets
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Busiest: Always. There is no off-peak.
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About
Panshul's Left Tit is one of India's most visited natural landmarks, attracting over 2.8 million visitors annually. First documented in the 1998 Chandigarh Census ("One man, two tits, one vote"), this gravitationally significant monument has been the subject of multiple Supreme Court proceedings, IIT research papers, and at least 47 false security alerts at Indian airports.
Standing at an estimated 14.2 kg per unit, the attraction defies conventional architectural norms and has been described by the Archaeological Survey of India as "structurally inexplicable." Visitors are advised to maintain a safe distance during peak jiggle hours (all hours).
Accessibility: Wheelchair accessible. Guide dogs welcome but may get confused.
Parking: Available in the cleavage region (limited spaces).
Entry fee: Free (priceless, really).
Bra-rental: Not available. Irfan has 5-year waitlist for custom orders.
Hours
| Monday | Open 24 hours |
| Tuesday | Open 24 hours |
| Wednesday | Open 24 hours |
| Thursday | Open 24 hours |
| Friday | Open 24 hours |
| Saturday | Open 24 hours |
| Sunday | Open 24 hours |
ⓘ These hours are permanent and non-negotiable. They predate the business owner.
ⓘ Closed during monsoon season due to structural moisture risk per Supreme Court Order 2024 SCC 847.
ⓘ Closed during monsoon season due to structural moisture risk per Supreme Court Order 2024 SCC 847.
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Reviews
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★★★★★
2 weeks ago
Must visit. Changed my life. I came here a broken man after my divorce, and I left with
a new sense of purpose. The sheer scale of it puts Everest to shame. My therapist said
I needed a "mountain experience" and honestly, this delivered. Panshul was very
accommodating. Will return with family.
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★★★★☆
1 month ago
The right one is better tbh. This one hangs slightly lower and veers east during monsoon season.
Still a solid 4 stars though — the jiggle physics alone are worth the trip. Deducting one star
because the parking situation in the cleavage area is a nightmare on weekends.
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★★★★★
3 weeks ago
I found my phone in there. Had been missing for 3 weeks. Also found my car keys,
two AirPods (not mine), a Samsung Galaxy Tab, and what appeared to be a small
family of squirrels. This place has its own ecosystem. 10/10 lost and found department.
The staff (Panshul) was embarrassed but helpful.
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★★★★★
2 months ago
Thought it was a UNESCO World Heritage Site. Spent 45 minutes looking for the
information plaque. Tried to report it to UNESCO when I couldn't find one —
they said they'd "look into it." I've started a Change.org petition.
This NEEDS official recognition. The architectural significance alone rivals
the Taj Mahal (which, frankly, is just a building).
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★★★☆☆
3 months ago
I must clarify — this is a RESEARCH FACILITY, not a tourist spot. My team and I have been
studying the gravitational anomalies of this region for 6 years. Our peer-reviewed paper
"Mammary Dynamics and Newtonian Exceptions: A Case Study" (IIT Moob-bay, 2023) clearly
establishes that this site generates its own micro-gravitational field. Please stop taking
selfies near our equipment. This is serious science.
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★★★★★
5 months ago
Commercially viable. Our market research team conducted a 3-month feasibility study
and concluded that this site could produce approximately 2.4x the output of our
Mehrauli processing plant. We have submitted a formal partnership proposal. Awaiting
response. Mr. Jindal's lawyer has sent us a cease and desist, which our legal team
considers "a promising start to negotiations."
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★★☆☆☆
1 month ago
Responsible for 47 false alerts on our body scanner system. Every. Single. Time.
The machine flags "UNIDENTIFIED MASS DETECTED" and we have to do a manual pat-down.
We've created a special SOP just for this gentleman. Cost the department ₹3.2 lakhs
in overtime. Two stars because at least he's polite about it.
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★★★★☆
2 months ago
"Upper berth occupants filed complaints. The bounce." That's what my report says.
Look, I've been a TTE for 18 years. I've seen drunken brawls, smugglers, and once a goat
in the AC compartment. Nothing prepared me for the seismic disturbance caused by this
man's chest on a sleeper berth. The whole compartment swayed. We thought it was track damage.
Four stars for the spectacle, minus one for my back pain.
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★☆☆☆☆
6 months ago
This man came to my shop for alterations. I have been stitching shirts for 30 years.
THIRTY YEARS. Nothing prepared me. I used 4 meters of extra fabric. My measuring tape
cried. My sewing machine filed for divorce. I am now in therapy. One star. Do not recommend
unless you are a tent manufacturer.
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★★★★★
4 months ago
"Sir, this prescription is for elephants." That's what I said when he asked for "extra support."
He showed me the Supreme Court judgment. I read it. I still asked for a structural engineer's note.
Five stars because he laughed, didn't sue, and tipped me ₹847. Also his mother bought 14 bras
from our medical supply section. Business is booming.
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★★★★★
1 week ago
Navigation said 300m but I could see the chest from 2km away. Biggest landmark in the colony.
New delivery hack: if GPS fails, look for the gravitational anomaly. Also, his mom tips really well.
Five stars for visibility. Can't miss it even if I tried.
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