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Help Panshul Sue Gravity — Legal Fund for the Man Whose Chest Defies Physics

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Panshul Jindal
is organizing this fundraiser on behalf of himself, his spine, and the 7-hook titanium-alloy bra industry
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My Story

Hi. I'm Panshul Jindal. I'm suing gravity.

Why I'm Suing

In January 2024, I filed a PIL in the Supreme Court of India seeking relief from "gravitational oppression of my thoracic region." My legal team argued that:

  • Gravity has caused me undue physical hardship without my consent — I never signed a Terms of Service agreement with the universe
  • Expert testimony compares my situation to "a cantilever bridge with insufficient counterbalance"
  • Lloyd's of London considers my chest "an uninsurable Act of God" (their exact words, framed on my wall)
  • Victoria's Secret created an entirely new product category ("Beyond G") after I walked into their Singapore store

The Supreme Court dismissed my PIL in 47 words. Justice Chandrachud added, off the record: "Mr. Jindal, the Court sympathizes. But we cannot issue a restraining order against 9.8 m/s²."

I'm appealing — reframing it as a disability rights case. If gravity is systematically disadvantaging my body, the government has a constitutional obligation to provide reasonable accommodation.

What the Money Will Be Used For

  • Legal fees: ₹yes
  • Expert witnesses: ₹several
  • Bras: ₹too many (₹47,000 each, 7-hook titanium alloy, replacement every 6 months, insurance won't cover it — they laughed 13 times and cried once)
  • Therapy: ₹ongoing (my therapist is the only medical professional who doesn't request a measurement when I walk in)

The Timeline So Far

  • 2018: Doctor said "it'll settle down." It did not settle down.
  • 2020: Victoria's Secret Singapore flew in a team. Created "Beyond G" category. I signed an NDA that I immediately violated by telling everyone.
  • 2023: YouTube documentary hit 14.2M views. Banned from Uber Pool. Evacuated Narita Airport by walking through security.
  • 2024: Filed PIL, dismissed in 47 words. Started GoFundMe. Thousands of people apparently believe I have a case. You're reading this, so add one more.

About Me

I'm a 26-year-old software engineer in Gurgaon. Until age 20, completely normal life. Then my chest kept growing. Now I'm famous for something I never asked for, can't control, can't fix, and can't insure.

I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm asking for justice. Gravity has been acting on me without my consent for 26 years. Someone needs to pay. Preferably not me, because I'm already paying with my spine, my dignity, and ₹47,000 every six months for a bra that could stop a bullet.

Every rupee helps. And so does sharing this with people who need to know that someone is finally taking a stand (carefully, with back support, and preferably near a wall) against gravity.

🎯 STRETCH GOALS

₹50L
Full Supreme Court Appeal ✅ UNLOCKED
₹1 Cr
"Project Ironclad" — Titanium Bra 🔥 NEXT GOAL
₹5 Cr
"The Jindal Center for Gravitational Studies" 🔒 DREAM GOAL

📜 Expert Endorsements

"His chest behaves like a cantilever bridge with insufficient counterbalance."
— Prof. R.K. Mehta, IIT Delhi
"We insure oil tankers and footballers' legs. We declined to insure Mr. Jindal's chest."
— James Whitworth, Lloyd's of London

Updates (3)

📌 ICJ Accepts Inquiry March 16, 2024

The International Court of Justice accepted our preliminary inquiry. If gravity is a universal force, then the harm it causes is an international human rights issue. My lawyer called at 3 AM. I was already awake because I can only sleep face-up with 47 strategically placed pillows.

Pre-Rejected February 12, 2024

Went to the Supreme Court registry. The clerk handed me a sheet pre-printed with "REJECTED" at the top. "Just submit this and save everyone time." My lawyer says we have a 0.3% chance of success. That's up from 0%. Progress.

Day 1 — Launch January 29, 2024

My mother said no one would donate. My watchman Shankar said "sir, I will donate my first month's salary." He did. He's my first donor. I'm not crying, I'm experiencing gravitational lacrimation.

Featured Donor Stories 💚

₹69

My bad. I make billions of humans. The assembly line gets hectic. Sometimes the "chest" parameter gets locked at maximum. QC was on lunch break.

I'm donating ₹69 because even I have a sense of humor. Panshul, you're not wrong. I overdid it. — G

SJ
₹2,50,000

I told him not to do this. Then thousands of strangers donated. If the whole world supports my Panshul, who am I to say no? I carried him for 9 months. (He was a normal size then.)

Beta, I love you. Please stop telling the internet about our family. — Mom

IB
₹47,000

I am donating the exact cost of one bra. Because I can't keep doing this for free. Normal bra: 2 hours. Panshul's bra: 3 weeks, 14 fittings, and a chiropractor visit afterwards.

The next one will be ₹94,000. Consider this my final act of charity.

BT
₹27,500

I was at the Taj Mahal. 25th anniversary trip. Then this bloke walks past and his chest eclipses the Taj Mahal. Like a solar eclipse, but chest.

My wife says it's "the most unique Taj Mahal photo in the world." Sue gravity. You've earned it. — Bazza

2,800+
Total Donors
47
Countries Represented
14,200+
Times Shared
0.3%
Legal Success Probability (Up From 0%)
⚠️ This is a parody page. Not affiliated with GoFundMe. No actual fundraising is occurring. Gravity cannot be sued (we checked with 47 lawyers across 14 jurisdictions). However, if you ARE experiencing gravitational oppression of your thoracic region, please consult your doctor, not a crowdfunding platform.