Help Panshul Sue Gravity — Legal Fund for the Man Whose Chest Defies Physics
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My Story
Hi. I'm Panshul Jindal. I'm suing gravity.
Why I'm Suing
In January 2024, I filed a PIL in the Supreme Court of India seeking relief from "gravitational oppression of my thoracic region." My legal team argued that:
- Gravity has caused me undue physical hardship without my consent — I never signed a Terms of Service agreement with the universe
- Expert testimony compares my situation to "a cantilever bridge with insufficient counterbalance"
- Lloyd's of London considers my chest "an uninsurable Act of God" (their exact words, framed on my wall)
- Victoria's Secret created an entirely new product category ("Beyond G") after I walked into their Singapore store
The Supreme Court dismissed my PIL in 47 words. Justice Chandrachud added, off the record: "Mr. Jindal, the Court sympathizes. But we cannot issue a restraining order against 9.8 m/s²."
I'm appealing — reframing it as a disability rights case. If gravity is systematically disadvantaging my body, the government has a constitutional obligation to provide reasonable accommodation.
What the Money Will Be Used For
- Legal fees: ₹yes
- Expert witnesses: ₹several
- Bras: ₹too many (₹47,000 each, 7-hook titanium alloy, replacement every 6 months, insurance won't cover it — they laughed 13 times and cried once)
- Therapy: ₹ongoing (my therapist is the only medical professional who doesn't request a measurement when I walk in)
The Timeline So Far
- 2018: Doctor said "it'll settle down." It did not settle down.
- 2020: Victoria's Secret Singapore flew in a team. Created "Beyond G" category. I signed an NDA that I immediately violated by telling everyone.
- 2023: YouTube documentary hit 14.2M views. Banned from Uber Pool. Evacuated Narita Airport by walking through security.
- 2024: Filed PIL, dismissed in 47 words. Started GoFundMe. Thousands of people apparently believe I have a case. You're reading this, so add one more.
About Me
I'm a 26-year-old software engineer in Gurgaon. Until age 20, completely normal life. Then my chest kept growing. Now I'm famous for something I never asked for, can't control, can't fix, and can't insure.
I'm not asking for sympathy. I'm asking for justice. Gravity has been acting on me without my consent for 26 years. Someone needs to pay. Preferably not me, because I'm already paying with my spine, my dignity, and ₹47,000 every six months for a bra that could stop a bullet.
Every rupee helps. And so does sharing this with people who need to know that someone is finally taking a stand (carefully, with back support, and preferably near a wall) against gravity.
🎯 STRETCH GOALS
📜 Expert Endorsements
"His chest behaves like a cantilever bridge with insufficient counterbalance."
"We insure oil tankers and footballers' legs. We declined to insure Mr. Jindal's chest."
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Updates (3)
The International Court of Justice accepted our preliminary inquiry. If gravity is a universal force, then the harm it causes is an international human rights issue. My lawyer called at 3 AM. I was already awake because I can only sleep face-up with 47 strategically placed pillows.
Went to the Supreme Court registry. The clerk handed me a sheet pre-printed with "REJECTED" at the top. "Just submit this and save everyone time." My lawyer says we have a 0.3% chance of success. That's up from 0%. Progress.
My mother said no one would donate. My watchman Shankar said "sir, I will donate my first month's salary." He did. He's my first donor. I'm not crying, I'm experiencing gravitational lacrimation.