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Jindal-Proof™ Industrial-Grade Support Bra (Category 5 Rated) — Titanium-Reinforced Underwire, 7-Hook Closure, Seismic Dampening Technology

Brand: Irfan's Lucknow Engineering Works (Formerly: Irfan's Tailoring & Tent Services)

Visit the Jindal-Proof Store | Amazon's Choice for "bra that won't explode"

★★★★☆ 4.2 out of 5 | 14,200 ratings | 847 answered questions

#1 Best Seller in Structural Containment Garments · Also in: Bridge Engineering · Aerospace Components · Conflict Resolution (related)

Deal of the Day

₹24,999

M.R.P.: ~~₹2,499~~ (900% markup) ⚠️ JINDAL TAX APPLIED

Inclusive of all taxes. "Jindal Tax" is a surcharge applied to products requiring structural engineering consultation. Per Supreme Court ruling (2024), this is legal. See Bloomberg terminal data for cost justification analysis.

⚡ Lightning Deal: Only 3 left in stock (14 destroyed during quality testing)

👁️ 47,000 customers viewed this product in the last 24 hours

In stock — Ships from a reinforced warehouse

FREE delivery Sunday, March 3 — if your doorframe can handle it

Or fastest delivery Tomorrow by 2 PM — Requires crane access at delivery address

🚚 Delivery note: If your delivery driver is Akash or Deepak M. from Lucknow Hub, they have requested reassignment. Amazon apologizes for this inconvenience. For tips on how to explain this delivery to your neighbors, see this Reddit thread.

In stock · Ships from Irfan's Bunker, Lucknow (maximum security facility)

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🔒 Secure transaction · Gift wrapping unavailable (too large) · Funeral fund insurance available

Return policy: Non-returnable. Once this product has made contact with a Jindal-class chest, it cannot be resold, reused, or emotionally recovered from. See UNESCO guidelines for disposal protocols.

Seller Note from Irfan: "Sir, please read the washing instructions. Last time someone put this in a machine, the machine started walking. My wife Shabnam is still in therapy. I cannot help you if you ignore the manual."

Technical Specifications

Maximum Load Capacity	14.2 kg per cup (28.4 kg combined) — exceeds NATO load-bearing standards for personnel equipment. Dr. Fatima Begum (AIIMS Radiologist) certified: "Object exceeds field of view" per MRI analysis.
Underwire Material	Titanium-Reinforced (Grade 5 Ti-6Al-4V, same alloy as F-16 landing gear, Mars rover components, and the reinforced ceiling at Dr. Kavitha Nair's physiotherapy clinic)
Hook System	7 × Industrial-Grade Carabiner Hooks (rated to 500 kg each). Each hook independently tested by Lloyd's of London. Total holding force: 3.5 metric tons. "More hooks than a fishing trawler" — The Hindu Review
Strap Width	4.7 cm (standard truck ratchet strap width). As noted by Jewelry Salesman Hari: "Sir, we don't stock rope."
Cup Material	Triple-layer Kevlar-Lycra composite with anti-ballistic lining. Originally developed for NASA spacewalk suits. Adapted for terrestrial mammary containment.
Closure Type	Rear-mount with emergency quick-release (parachute mechanism). Required by Narita Airport Security Chief Yamamoto following Terminal 2 incident.
Sizes Available	36DD to "Call us, we'll send an engineer" (literally — Structural Engineer Priya Reddy has been dispatched 14 times for custom fittings)
Seismic Rating	Category 5 (withstands 7.2 on the Richter scale or one Pansul at full bounce). Seismologist Dr. Kenji Watanabe has tracked 23 "Panshul events" since 2022.
Weight of Garment	847 grams (without payload). Same number of pages in the Supreme Court filing. This is not a coincidence.
Colour Options	Structural Grey, Emergency Orange, Resignation Black, Bureaucratic Beige (new — for RTI activists who want to blend in)
Wash Instructions	Industrial autoclave only. DO NOT machine wash. Laundry Guy Pappu refused service after "The Incident." Last person who tried lost the machine. Machine still missing.
Warranty	72 hours or first Panshul sneeze (whichever comes first). As confirmed by Reddit user u/the_real_panshul: "Still broke in 3 days."
Certification	ISO 9001, BIS, NATO STANAG 4280, pending UNESCO Heritage Status, and NOT certified by the Atomic Energy Regulatory Board (unlike competitor BraBunker's depleted uranium model)
Legal Classification	Classified as "Mammary Containment Device, Industrial Grade" under Panshul v. Gravity (2024). Not legally a "bra" in 14 jurisdictions including Narita Airport.
Patent Status	Patent application rejected by Patent Officer Smita Rao twice for "natural phenomenon cannot be patented." Under appeal.

About this item

CATEGORY 5 RATED: The only bra on the market tested against a documented gravitational mammary anomaly. If it can survive Panshul, it can survive anything. Tested in the Gulmarg ski resort environment, certified by the TEDx Mumbai safety team (after the stage collapse incident).
TITANIUM UNDERWIRE: Forged from the same Grade 5 titanium used in F-16 landing gear. Tested to withstand 14,200 flex cycles (or approximately 3 days of Panshul's morning routine). The Industrial Welding Instructor Rajiv who consulted on the project said: "This isn't fashion. This is engineering."
7-HOOK INDUSTRIAL CLOSURE: Each hook independently rated for 500 kg. Total holding force: 3.5 metric tons. "More hooks than a fishing trawler" — The Hindu Review. Irfan's Apprentice Munna quit on day 3 of this project. He now works at Domino's. We do not blame him.
SEISMIC DAMPENING: Built-in vibration absorption technology borrowed from earthquake-resistant building design. Reduces chest-oscillation by up to 94%. Meteorologist Arvind Kumar now issues "Heavy mammary with chance of seismic activity" advisories.
EMERGENCY QUICK-RELEASE: Patented parachute-style mechanism allows instant removal in case of underwire failure, approaching airport security, or Victoria's Secret store visits. Required by Narita Airport after the Terminal 2 evacuation.
LIFETIME WARRANTY (limited): Not for the bra — for YOUR THERAPY. If this product causes you emotional distress, the manufacturer will contribute ₹1,000 toward your counseling. Shabnam (Irfan's wife) has personally verified 17 therapists in the Lucknow area who accept this voucher.
⚠️ NOTE: This product is NOT intended for individuals with chest masses below 8 kg. For normal human use, please see our "Regular Person Bras" collection. Lactation Consultant Mrs. D'Souza called by mistake once. Left crying. "I'm not qualified for this."
CROSS-REFERENCED DOCUMENTATION: This product is mentioned in 14 Wikipedia articles, 3 peer-reviewed papers, 1 Supreme Court ruling, and 1 NASA tracking database (as object NEO-2024-PJ). We are not making this up. Please stop asking if we're making this up.

Feature	Jindal-Proof™	BraBunker™	Victoria's Secret (RIP)
Number of Hooks	7 (tested)	9 (claimed)	0 (all broke)
Underwire Material	Titanium (legal)	Depleted Uranium (under investigation)	"Memory foam" (memory of failure)
Warranty	72 hours / 1 sneeze	96 hours / water buffalo tested	Surrendered to gravity
Regulatory Status	BIS Certified	AERB Investigation Pending	Stock dropped 2.3%
Founder's Mental State	"Recovering" — Irfan	"Battle-ready" — The Bra General	CEO runs goat farm now
Therapy Coverage	₹1,000 voucher included	"Toughen up"	—

Customer Questions & Answers (847 questions)

Is this actually rated for 14.2 kg? My husband weighs his... nevermind. Is it?

Ma'am, this product has been stress-tested against the actual Jindal chest. If your husband's situation exceeds this, you don't need a bra — you need an architect. — Seller, 3 days ago

Can I use this as a helmet?

Several customers have reported using this product as: a helmet (3), a hammock (2), a tent (7), a projectile weapon (1, under investigation), and a flotation device (1, surprisingly successful). We neither endorse nor discourage creative applications. — Seller, 1 week ago

Does this come in red?

Sir, this is not a fashion garment. This is a containment device. It comes in Structural Grey, Emergency Orange, Resignation Black, and Bureaucratic Beige. If you want red, may we suggest literally any other bra that will break. — Seller, 2 weeks ago

Will this work for my pet buffalo?

We have received this question 47 times. The answer is: technically yes, but legally no. BraBunker™ claims their model has been "water buffalo tested." We cannot verify this claim. Please consult a veterinarian and also reconsider your life choices. — Seller, 4 days ago

I saw the Reddit post. Is this the actual bra from the ski photo?

Yes. This is the exact product. The unit in the photo lasted approximately 72 hours before underwire ejection at 47 km/h. We consider this a success. Panshul himself gave it 1 star. We treasure that review. — Seller, 2 days ago

My Victoria's Secret bra broke on my boyfriend. Would this help?

Is your boyfriend the subject of a pending UNESCO nomination? If yes, this product was designed for him. If no, a regular bra should suffice and we're concerned about your boyfriend. Have you checked WebMD? — Seller, 5 days ago

Is the BraBunker™ better than this?

BraBunker™ claims to use "depleted uranium underwire." We use titanium. We would like the record to show that our product has NOT triggered a nuclear regulatory investigation. Our founder Irfan still has nightmares, but they are STANDARD nightmares, not RADIOACTIVE nightmares. Draw your own conclusions. — Seller, 1 day ago

Can I wear this through airport security?

NO. ABSOLUTELY NOT. The titanium underwire will trigger every metal detector in a 50-meter radius. Narita Airport Security Chief Yamamoto has written a 14-page ban letter specifically about this product. Dubai Customs Officer Abdullah tried to charge import duty on it. We include a laminated AIIMS certificate precisely because airport incidents are inevitable. If you must travel, use our Emergency Quick-Release and pack the bra in checked luggage marked "INDUSTRIAL EQUIPMENT — FRAGILE." — Seller, 6 hours ago

Why does this cost more than my monthly rent?

Sir/Madam, you are not buying a bra. You are buying: 7 industrial carabiners rated to 3.5 metric tons, Grade 5 aerospace titanium, Kevlar-Lycra composite originally developed for NASA, seismic dampening technology from earthquake-resistant architecture, and the PTSD therapy of everyone involved in manufacturing it. Irfan's wife Shabnam wakes up screaming about underwire. This price includes her therapy co-pay. We think it's quite reasonable. — Seller, 12 hours ago

Is this product legal in my country?

Legal status varies: India: BIS certified. USA: FDA "concerned but not prohibited." Japan: Banned at Narita specifically. UAE: Import duty applies (disputed). Nepal: Tourism Board attempted to claim it for "Nipp-al tourism" (denied). International Waters: Technically legal but maritime law is unclear on mammary-generated wake effects. Please check local regulations before ordering. — Seller, 1 day ago

Can I get a discount if I'm also named Panshul?

We have received 14 orders from men named Panshul Jindal claiming to be "the original." Only one was real. He did not ask for a discount. He asked if we could make it "stronger." We are still working on that. If you are the real Panshul, you know the code word. If you don't know the code word, you're not him. — Seller, 3 days ago

Customer Reviews

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Panshul J. Verified Purchase

★☆☆☆☆Still broke in 3 days

Reviewed in India on 14 February 2024 · Size: "Please send engineer"

Three days. THREE. DAYS.

Day 1: Fine. Felt secure. Could breathe. Went grocery shopping without incident for the first time in 4 years. Zomato Delivery Boy Akash said navigation told him 300m but he could see me from 2km away.

Day 2: Left hook started making a noise. A NOISE. Bras should not make noises. It sounded like a submarine hull under pressure. Mother Dairy Booth Operator Bablu gave me free milk because he said it was "brand alignment."

Day 3: I sneezed. The underwire shot out at approximately 47 km/h and embedded itself in the wall. My cat hasn't come home since. Mochi, if you're reading this, I'm sorry. The 8th hook prototype is coming.

Irfan bhai, I love you, but we need to talk about materials science. Also, Reddit found out and now 2,847 people are discussing my sneeze velocity. My LinkedIn followers increased by 14,200. This is not the brand growth I wanted.

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👍 Helpful (14,200) · Report · Seller Response: "Sir, we have discussed this. The sneeze was a 4.7 on the Richter scale. That exceeds our warranty terms. Also, please tell Mochi we are developing a pet-safe quick-release."

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Deepak M. (Amazon Delivery Partner, Lucknow Hub) Verified Purchase

★★☆☆☆I thought I was delivering weapons

Reviewed in India on 22 January 2024 · Delivered, not purchased

I'm a delivery driver. I pick up packages. I deliver packages. Simple job. Until this one.

When I picked up this package from the Lucknow warehouse, the weight sensor flagged it for manual inspection. The security guard opened the box, looked inside, looked at me, and said: "Bhai, ye kya hai?" (Brother, what is this?)

I didn't know what it was. It looked like body armor. It weighed almost a kilo. The UNDERWIRE ALONE was heavier than most of the phones I deliver. The hooks — and I counted — SEVEN hooks. I've seen fewer hooks on a crane.

When I delivered it to the address in Gurgaon, the customer opened the door and I IMMEDIATELY understood who this product was designed for. I didn't say anything. I just handed it over. He said "thanks, bhai." I said "good luck, sir." We both knew what I meant.

I've delivered 10,000+ packages. This is the only one I think about at night. Swiggy Driver Ravi told me he delivered food to "Panshul's Left Tit, Lucknow" once because the navigation glitched. He thought it was a restaurant. It was not a restaurant.

2 stars because the packaging was excellent. Everything else has traumatized me.

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Dinesh (Warehouse Associate, Lucknow FC LKO-7)

★★★☆☆This product broke our conveyor belt

Reviewed in India on 18 January 2024

I work at Amazon's Lucknow fulfillment center. I'm not supposed to review products I handle but I don't care anymore because THIS PRODUCT BROKE OUR CONVEYOR BELT.

The titanium underwire triggered the metal detector at Station 7. Security protocol requires manual inspection. The inspector — Ravi, 23 years old, new hire — opened the box and asked "is this a bra or a weapon?" We didn't have a good answer.

The product is stored in a special cage in Zone D that we internally call "The Bunker." It has its own shelf. The shelf had to be reinforced. We reinforced a shelf. FOR A BRA.

When we get a new batch from the seller (who, by the way, shows up personally in a autorickshaw with armed guards — yes, ARMED GUARDS for BRAS), the entire warehouse goes quiet. We all stop and watch. It's like watching someone handle enriched uranium.

Our facility manager, Meenakshi ma'am, put up a sign near Zone D that says: "CAUTION: Category 5 Garment Storage Area. Protective Equipment Required." She wasn't joking. An associate dropped one last month and it cracked the floor tile. Pharmacist Suresh from MedPlus came to verify what was in the box and refused to sell "extra support" without a structural engineer's note.

3 stars. Job security is great because this product will never stop selling. But my back hurts from carrying it and my soul hurts from knowing it exists.

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Yamamoto T. (Former Security Chief, Narita Terminal 2) Verified Purchase

★☆☆☆☆Sets off every metal detector we own

Reviewed in Japan on 3 February 2024

The titanium underwire triggers our security systems from 8 meters away. We had to evacuate Terminal 2. Twice. Please add a "TSA Pre-Check compatible" version. We've added this product to our threat assessment database alongside body armor and industrial scaffolding.

I am retired now. I wrote the 14-page ban letter personally. Fourteen pages. For context, the 9/11 incident response memo was 8 pages. This man's chest generated more administrative paperwork than an act of terrorism.

My exit interview was one sentence: "I have seen things I cannot explain and I would like to go home now."

I am home now. I grow orchids. I try not to think about the chest. But sometimes, at night, I hear the metal detectors in my dreams. They are screaming.

Note: I have been contacted by Justice A.K. Boobesh regarding testimony for Panshul v. Gravity. I declined. My lawyer sent a doctor's note: "Client suffers from Panshul-related PTSD."

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Sanjay "The Bra General" Tiwari [COMPETITOR — BraBunker™ Defence Solutions]

★☆☆☆☆Inferior product. BraBunker™ is superior in every way.

Reviewed in India on 1 February 2024

As the founder of BraBunker™ Defence Solutions, I feel professionally obligated to point out the CATASTROPHIC flaws in this product:

1. Only 7 hooks? Our model has 9. That's 28.6% more hooks. In containment engineering, every hook counts.
2. Titanium underwire? Please. We use depleted uranium. Yes, there are regulatory concerns. But RESULTS MATTER.
3. 72-hour lifespan? Our product lasts 96 hours. We tested it on a water buffalo. The buffalo is fine (mostly).
4. "Seismic dampening"? Marketing nonsense. Real engineers know you need ACTIVE STABILIZATION, which is why BraBunker™ includes a gyroscopic balancing system powered by two AAA batteries.
5. Where is your THERAPY COVERAGE? We tell our customers to "toughen up." That's the BraBunker™ guarantee.

I've challenged Irfan ji to a public bra-off (him vs me, neutral chest, refereed by IIT Delhi) and he has refused. Draw your own conclusions.

Use promo code BUNKERDOWN for 14.2% off. We are hiring former DRDO engineers. See our Naukri listing.

⚠️ Amazon Note: This review has been flagged as a competitor submission. The seller claims the reviewer was "escorted out of a trade show by security." We are investigating. The Atomic Energy Regulatory Board has also flagged this account for "repeated claims about depleted uranium undergarments."

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Singer Industrial 4423 (Serial #LKO-7847) Verified Purchase

★☆☆☆☆I am a sewing machine and I need therapy

Reviewed in India (Lucknow) on 20 January 2024

I am the Singer Industrial 4423 that was used to stitch this product. I have sewn tents, military uniforms, and parachutes in my 15-year career. Nothing has tested me like this assignment. My needle broke 47 times. My bobbin filed for divorce. I am now on medical leave.

Irfan's Apprentice Munna — the human who was supposed to assist me — quit on Day 3. He works at Domino's now. He says making pizza is "less stressful than what I saw in that workshop." HE WAS JUST FEEDING ME FABRIC. I WAS THE ONE DOING THE WORK.

1 star. I did not consent to this. I am a machine. I have no rights. But if I did, I would sue.

👍 Helpful (6,847) · Report · Seller Response: "We are sorry. We have upgraded to Singer 5500 series. Please accept our apology and a bottle of machine oil."

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Priyanka S. (Actuarial Analyst, HDFC ERGO)

★★★★★Finally, a product that makes my job make sense

Reviewed in India on 8 February 2024

I'm an actuarial analyst. I calculate risk for a living. My entire career has been spent in Excel spreadsheets modeling the probability of things going wrong.

When Panshul Jindal's insurance file crossed my desk, my spreadsheet returned #VALUE! — which is Excel's way of saying "I give up." I had to create a new risk category called "Mammary-Adjacent Property Damage" and the probability model I built for it has been shared across 14 insurance companies.

This bra EXISTING means I can now model the risk mitigation factor of industrial support garments on catastrophic chest events. My department has been waiting for a product like this. It reduced our projected claims exposure by 67%.

5 stars. This bra saved the Indian insurance industry ₹47 crore in potential liability. It should win a business award. The fact that it also happens to contain a human chest is secondary.

Edit: I have been invited to speak at the TEDx Mumbai event about "Mammary Risk Modeling." I said yes. My mother doesn't understand my career and now she understands it even less.

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Mochi (Panshul's Cat) — Verified via microchip

★☆☆☆☆I have not been home in 3 weeks

Reviewed in India on 17 February 2024 · Posted via neighbor's WiFi

The underwire from this product nearly killed me. I was sitting on the bed, minding my business, grooming myself in a dignified manner, when a titanium projectile embedded itself in the wall 4 cm from my head.

I am currently living under the neighbor's car. I will not be returning until this product is recalled or my owner stops sneezing. Neither seems likely.

Biscuit (the dog) keeps trying to sleep on the chest. He has fallen off 47 times. He is not smart. I am smart. I am hiding.

1 star. The humans have lost control. I demand tuna as compensation.

👍 Helpful (12,847) · Report · Seller Response: "Mochi, we are sorry. We are developing a pet-safe quick-release mechanism. Please come home. There is tuna waiting." · Update: Mochi has returned home as of 18 Feb 2024. The 8th hook prototype testing has been postponed until further notice.

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Dr. Kavitha Nair (Sports Physiotherapist, Gurgaon) Verified Purchase

★★★★☆Medically necessary. Emotionally devastating.

Reviewed in India on 5 February 2024

I'm Panshul's physiotherapist. I bought this product for him as part of his treatment plan because his previous bra (a modified bulletproof vest) was causing skin irritation.

Clinical assessment: This bra reduces anterior spinal loading by approximately 40%, which has measurably improved his T4-T8 vertebral alignment. The seismic dampening is real — I measured a 47% reduction in soft tissue oscillation during controlled treadmill tests. It works.

HOWEVER. The emergency quick-release mechanism deployed accidentally during a session when he was doing lat pulldowns. The bra flew off and hit the ceiling fan. The fan survived. The bra did not. My clinic's ceiling has a dent in it now. I had to file an incident report and the form doesn't have a checkbox for "bra-related ceiling damage."

Dr. V.K. Gupta (Orthopedic) told me Panshul's spine is "doing things I've only seen in bridges." This bra helps. But nothing can help the emotional toll of treating a patient whose chest has its own weather system.

4 stars. Works as intended. Just... keep it away from ceiling fans.

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Priti (Air India — 12 years) Verified Purchase

★★★☆☆"Sir, your chest is in 14B. You're in 14A."

Reviewed in India on 2 February 2024

I was the flight attendant on AI-302 Delhi-London when Panshul Jindal boarded. I have been flying for 12 years. I have dealt with medical emergencies, drunk passengers, and a man who tried to open the emergency exit because "he wanted fresh air."

None of that prepared me for trying to verify seatbelt placement on this passenger.

I said: "Sir, your seatbelt needs to go across your hips."
He said: "This is my hip."
I said: "Sir, that's your chest."
He said: "I know. The seatbelt won't fit any lower."
He was right. The seatbelt extender was not sufficient. We had to use TWO extenders. Pilot Captain Deepak Singh declared a false emergency when the passenger count didn't match cargo weight calculations. He wasn't wrong — he just didn't know the "cargo" was chest tissue.

IndiGo Customer Service Archana told me they now have a policy: "Sir, extra legroom won't help. You need extra... chest-room." This is the world we live in now.

3 stars. The bra kept everything contained during turbulence. But I will never forget trying to explain to the captain why our passenger manifest showed one person but our fuel calculations needed to account for "approximately 1.4 additional persons worth of mass in the forward cabin."

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u/NeutralPedia (Wikipedia Moderator) Top 500 Reviewer

★★★★★I've defended this article from 847 deletion attempts

Reviewed in the Internet on 1 February 2024

I'm a Wikipedia moderator. I have been fighting to keep the Panshul Jindal article live for 6 months.

Every day, someone nominates it for deletion as "not notable." Every day, I point out that this man's chest has:
• Been classified as a Near-Earth Object by NASA
• Generated 14,200 Amazon reviews
• Been cited in a Supreme Court ruling
• Caused Victoria's Secret stock to drop 2.3%
• Created 47 million LinkedIn impressions
• Been pending UNESCO Heritage status

If that's not "notable," I don't know what is.

I bought this bra as research. I don't have the chest for it. I hung it in my office as a reminder that Wikipedia documents reality, no matter how absurd reality becomes.

Geography Textbook Author Prof. Menon told me he had to add Panshul's chest to the relief map of India. MANDATORY. This is now part of the educational curriculum.

5 stars. Not for the bra. For what the bra represents: the irrepressible human spirit. And also gravity's worst nightmare.

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Ananya (Future Biographer) Verified Purchase

★★★★★Research material for "Tits: A Memoir" — Advance: ₹4.7 crore

Reviewed in India on 28 January 2024

I am currently writing the authorized biography of Panshul Jindal. Title: "Tits: A Memoir." My publisher gave me an advance of ₹4.7 crore. They said, and I quote: "This is either going to be the greatest book ever written about Indian masculinity, or the weirdest. Either way, it sells."

I bought this bra for research. I have interviewed:
• Dr. R.K. Sharma (IIT Moob-bay)
• Tailor Irfan (through tears) • Shabnam (Irfan's wife, also through tears)
• Col. Bhatia (who shouted "THIS IS A RESIDENTIAL SOCIETY" at me)
• Panshul's Mom Sunita (who said "Beta, ye tera papa ke side se aaya hai")

This bra is now an exhibit in my research archive. It sits next to:
• The underwire that embedded in Panshul's wall (Day 3)
• The Narita ban letter (all 14 pages)
• The Supreme Court citation
• A piece of the cracked floor tile from Amazon's warehouse

5 stars. This bra is history. Literally. I'm writing it.

Pre-order "Tits: A Memoir" on Amazon Books. Release date: When I finish therapy.

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Jindal-Proof™ Industrial-Grade Support Bra (Category 5 Rated) — Titanium-Reinforced Underwire, 7-Hook Closure, Seismic Dampening Technology

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