About
Panshul's Chest is Lucknow's premier (and only) mammary-based tourist destination. Spanning a record-breaking 47cm nipple-to-nipple, this 36DD, 14.2 kg natural formation has attracted visitors from 43 countries, 7 structural engineering firms, and 1 very confused Victoria's Secret scouting team.
First documented by Dr. R.K. Sharma of IIT Moob-bay in his groundbreaking thesis "Gravitational Anomalies in the Human Thoracic Region: A Case Study of Extreme Mammary Hypertrophy", the chest has since been the subject of the landmark Supreme Court case Panshul v. Gravity (2024 SCC 847).
Supported by a custom 7-hook industrial bra engineered by master tailor Irfan of Lucknow, the chest remains open to visitors year-round except during monsoon season (structural risk) and the 3 weeks around Panshul's annual Narita Airport appeal hearing.
⚠️ Travel Advisory: Visitors are advised to maintain a minimum distance of 2 meters. Compasses, pacemakers, and small satellites may experience interference. Not recommended for guests with a fear of heights, mass, or existential dread.
Reviews
Bigger than the Taj Mahal and equally hard to believe
Amit_Explorer · New Delhi, India · 142 contributions
I've been to 47 countries and 6 continents. I've seen the Northern Lights, the Grand Canyon, and the Great Wall of China. Nothing — and I mean NOTHING — prepared me for Panshul's chest. The sheer scale defies comprehension. My wife thought the photos were photoshopped until the left one cast a shadow over her. Dr. Sharma's guided tour is excellent — he explains the physics with genuine academic passion. The Mother Dairy gift shop has great souvenirs. Irfan even hemmed my pants while I waited. An absolute must-visit. 5/5.
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Response from Panshul J, Owner
Thank you Amit! The shadow thing happens a lot — especially after 4pm when the angle is right. Glad you enjoyed Dr. Sharma's tour. His enthusiasm for chest-related gravitational physics is unmatched. See you next time! 🙏
I came for the architecture but stayed for the gravitational pull
ArchitectureNerd_UK · London, UK · 89 contributions
As a structural engineer, I came purely for academic purposes. The cantilever mechanics of this chest are unprecedented — how it defies basic load-bearing principles is a mystery that keeps my department funded. The 7-hook industrial bra is a masterpiece of textile engineering that deserves its own UNESCO status. Knocked off one star because the gift shop didn't have my size in the replica bra. Four stars. Will present findings at next year's conference.
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My compass stopped working within 50 meters
HikingHans · Munich, Germany · 312 contributions
I was hiking through Lucknow (yes, people hike in Lucknow) and my compass just went haywire. Turned out I was within the gravitational influence zone of Panshul's chest. The experience was... overwhelming. I respect it as a natural phenomenon but I'm still not sure I should have seen what I saw. My Garmin watch now points permanently toward Lucknow. Three stars because I didn't consent to the magnetic interference.
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Response from Panshul J, Owner
Hi Hans, we apologize for the compass disruption. Per the Supreme Court ruling (2024 SCC 847), I am required to emit a gravitational field — it's not optional. We're working with Irfan on a magnetic shielding bra for 2025. Hope to see you back once your Garmin recalibrates!
Victoria's Secret sent a team. They left in tears.
FashionForward_NY · New York, USA · 201 contributions
I happened to visit on the same day Victoria's Secret sent their R&D team. They took one look at the 7-hook industrial bra, compared it to their product line, and three of them started crying. One muttered "we're in the wrong business." Irfan consoled them with chai and a demonstration of his reinforced stitching technique. This isn't just a tourist attraction — it's a pilgrimage site for the lingerie industry.
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